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Some people are mommy's boys. There are daddy's girls and men's men and then, there's you, Gramps' favorite. You're the one he's passed on all of his wisdom to; wisdom he didn't bother to teach your dad or mom.

Maybe he taught you how to fish or how to throw a ball. Maybe he played pirates with you and indulged your imagination whenever you found “treasure”... 

Grandpas are literally the BEST and there is nothing you can't learn from them! That's why oTZI thought it only right to highlight 10 Grandpa shirts that will make Gramps super happy. 

So, why not surprise him today?

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1. He is, After All, the MAN

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And the shirt has it right, he's the myth and the Legend, too. He's someone whose stories will stick with you forever, so it's only right you give him the Papa t shirt of his and your dreams. Show Grandpa you think the world of him in the best way!

This Papa shirt is also available as Gramps, Grandpa, Opa, Pawps, Poppie, Pops, and Poppy.

Get the Papa The Man The Myth The Legend Shirt on OtziShirts.com

2. This Funny Grandpa Shirt is SO On Point

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You know it, he knows it. Heck, your whole family knows it during get-togethers and family holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas. You and pop-pop are inseparable and there has never been as successful a duo since Calvin and Hobbes. Why else are you never allowed to be on the same board game team? 

Get the Grandpa Partner in Crime Shirt on Amazon.com

3. This Grandpa Shirt is for You Guys Who Call Him Papa

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Sure, Grandpa technically means that he's the grandest of Pa's, but some Gramps just like being called Papa and it's becoming more and more used the world over. If your Papa is one of those guys, oTZI salutes him! And he would look totally amazing in this. 

Get the Papa Shirt on Amazon.com

4. Another Shirt for the Best Poppy Ever

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You don't have to worry, this excellent Grandpa shirt is available as Gramps, Opa, and Papa, too. Its straight-to-the-point message will make your Poppy feel like he's the best, which works because he is the best and he should know it! 

Get the Best Poppy Ever Shirt on OtziShirts.com

5. Dads Should Know This to be True

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In some cases, your dad even learned everything they knew from your grandpa, which means he literally does know everything your dad knows and more! He was also never under any obligation to get you to do your homework, which he should get a prize for. Let this Grandpa shirt be that prize.

Get The Grandpas Know Everything Shirt on OtziShirts.com

6. Surprise Grandpa Like Never Before

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You haven't told your dad he's going to be a Grandpa yet, but you know he's always wanted to be and that he'll be over-the-moon when he finds out, right? Well, why not gift him a Papa shirt to tell him about the on-coming arrival? He's gonna love it!

Get the Grandpa to Be Shirt Amazon.com

7. Make Pops an Offer He Can't Refuse

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That offer is clearly this Godfather/Grandpa shirt because it's awesome. This is just a guess, but your dad or Grandpa is probably a huge fan of the Corleone family trilogy, and picturing their face when they realize it says Grandfather will be the BEST. 

Get the Grandfather Shirt on Amazon.com

8. Just So Everybody Knows...

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Does your dad or father-in-law make the coolest and best Grandpa ever? You want to look into getting him this. Think of the grinning that he'll do when he walks around in this and people get to see what an awesome Poppy looks like.

This Grandpa shirt is also available as Poppa, Papa,  Gramps, and Opa! 

Get the This Is What An Awesome Poppy Looks Like Shirt on OtziShirts.com

9. Papa Can Fix Everything

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You might even find him wearing this Papa shirt when he comes around to visit and winds up fixing a few things in your home. As he should! Where would any of us be without our Grandpas having a toolbox? Drowning in a flooded bathroom is our guess!

Get the If Papa Can't Fix It Shirt on Amazon.com

10. A Grandpa Shirt for Grandpas Who Fish

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If Gramps is a fisherman, you might find him angling for fishing-related gifts around the holidays, his birthday, and Father's Day (if he wants one at all!) This Grandpa shirt mixes the two perfectly and shows that he's a fisherman and a DAMN cool dude.

The shirt is also available as Dad, Gramps, Opa, Papa, and Poppy.

Get the Reel Cool Grandpa Shirt on OtziShirts.com

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So, whether you love your Grandpa a lot or have kids and just know that your dad makes the best Grandpa ever, there is a Grandpa shirt for every kind of Gramps and knowing how much they mean, will 100% make their day.

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We all have one.

At least, I suspect that we all have one.

Be it a father, an uncle, a grandpa, or the brother everybody swears loves to fish but has never cast off a line in his adult life. Everybody knows one fisherman and everybody will always know one fisherman, until the end of time, when the lakes and rivers dry up and we're all pod people.

And even then...

Fishing-related gifts are great for Father's Day and birthdays. I ask you this: How many birthday cards have you seen in the dad or uncle sections with a fishing rod and/or a fish on it?

Here are 10 funny fishing shirts to add to your list of gifting possibilities! 'Cause, believe it or not, those fishermen have senses of humor.

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1. Tell Your Grandpa He's Reel Cool

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What I've uncovered so far is that fishermen, like most millennials, are suckers for a good pun. This funny fishing shirt goes above and beyond dad humor to bring you grandpa humor, and anyone's grandpa that loves to fish will get a hook out of this.

This shirt is also available for Dad, Gramps, Opa, Poppy, Uncle, and Papa!

Get the Reel Cool Grandpa Shirt on OtziShirts.com

2. The United States of Fishing is a Constitution

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You'll be the most popular daughter/wife around if you get your pop or hubby this funny fishing shirt that blends true Americana with, well, fish. While not as blatant as some of the others, that just means they can wear it anywhere, like wearing a band tee to their concert.

Get the American Flag Fishing Shirt on Amazon.com

3. Fishermen Love Pole Dancing!

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Fishing, while available to everyone, is one of those "sports" that are decidedly dudely. Your dad or your husband probably even has his own wardrobe for fishing but you can't get him in a nice suit and tie to have dinner with friends. It's all right, though, get them this shirt and they'll love it so much they'll do anything.

Get the Pole Dance Fishing Shirt on Amazon.com

4. Retirement is for Fishing

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Did you miss the memo? Working takes massive amounts of time away from the enjoyable things in life to fishermen, like going to the lake or the tackle shop and watching River Monsters in you retirement shirt. Oh, and family. Sure, that, too...

Get the Retired See You At The Lake Shirt on OtziShirts.com

5. Dirty Funny Fisherman Shirt? You Got It!

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It's at this point where your fisherman's humor intersects with frat boys and Judd Apatow movies. You love them because of, not in spite of it. You might have to hide this from the grandkids, but it's a price to pay to make him smile.

Get The I'd Rathe Be Fishing Shirt on OtziShirts.com

6. Tempt the Fish in this Tee

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If fish could read English, they'd come right out of the water if your fisherman wore this one. Who knows? If you're fishing in the states, they might just! This fishy-fishy shirt comes in five different colors and for men and for women.

Get the here Fishy Fishy Fishy Shirt Amazon.com

7. Wear Your Fishing Schedule

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You can't blame anybody for wanting this routine. Coffee is always the right choice for the AM. Fishing, well, for the guys (and gals) who'd wear these funny fishing shirts, is a given. And beer for supper is 100% part of your five-a-day. Ask anyone.

Get the Fishing Schedule Shirt on OtziShirts.com

8. The Rodfather aka Don Codleone

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So that's what they meant by sleeping with the fishes. oTZI is about to make you an offer you can't refuse with this funny fishing shirt that is subject to arrive with the head of a salmon in your bed. Decidedly more pungent than a horse's, but fishermen don't mess around!

Get the Rodfather Shirt on Amazon.com

9. Fishermen Keep it Reel

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With a shirt that's 100% cotton and has a high-quality print, the makers of this funny fishing shirt have your backs, fishermen. Your fishermen can wear this around the house or wear it to fish, maybe take it to the bar to show it off. This is fisherman's humor at its finest!

Get the Keeping it Reel Fisher Shirt on Amazon.com

10. Can You Read This?

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Your fisherman hooked the biggest catch of his lives. Those dudes on TV have nothing on the trout that's stronger than a giant catfish. Sometimes, falling into the water is worth it, and other times, the scenario is just too damn funny to picture!

Get the If You Can Read This Fishing Shirt on OtziShirts.com

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Whether you're a fishing aficionado yourself or it's one of your loved ones, oTZI has their best interests at heart with this list of funny fishing shirts that were curated by our own desires, just hoping you or your loved ones will like them too.

And if you're lucky? Even the fish will.

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Congratulations bride (or bride-to-be!), you locked them down and got a gorgeous ring on your finger to prove it! I only wish you'd invited Otzi to the wedding, assuming there was a free bar for the reception afterward. That's why everyone gets married.

Oh, and love.

Dearest, most secret, sacred love. Written about since the beginning of time as we know it and praised yearly over Valentine's Day, anniversaries, and whenever you decide to say, "Hey, let's wear our matching couples shirts today!".

Ah, love. When things like that no longer matter and you have the bride shirts in your wardrobe to prove it.

What do you mean, "I don't have a bride shirt yet"? Here. We'll give you ten of them to change that...

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1. Relationships Are About Mutual Theft

 

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Hearts, clothes, sometimes the totally worth it sanity. You've given each other all you can in every aspect of your lives and so now, it's time to celebrate your love with a bride shirt that's gonna show you're just as influential as he is!

Get the He Stole My Heart Shirt on OtziShirts.com

2. Tell Them Who You Are in this Bride Shirt

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It's simple. You just roll up to the bar at your anniversary, which you can do because the dress is now in the closet somewhere and you're either gonna sell it or turn it into an heirloom and tell them your drinks are on your bae's tab. When they ask who you are, point to your shirt! Dunzo.

Get the Gold Bride on Amazon.com

3. Friend Shirt? Girlfriend? Fiance? Try WIFE Shirt

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If relationships were in stages like the progression towards the first date goes in bases, then this bride shirt would be totally spot on. You've worked your way through at least two of the first three and heck it, you deserve to be here!

Get the Friend Girlfriend Fiance Wife on Amazon.com

4. This Shirt Grants Free Alcohol for the Bride-to-Be

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You can get more than one shot for tying the knot if you're coming out with oTZI. Marriage is a huge—and literal!—commitment. Commitment means you need more than one tequila. (This shirt is also perfect for a bachelorette party).

Get the Buy Me a Shot I'm Tying the Knot Shirt on OtziShirts.com

5. Bachelorette Party Shirts in Abundance

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If you're not the bride, then you're the one whose job it is to plan the bachelorette party, and unless you know where to look, party gifts can be tacky. Not with bachelorette party shirts like this one on the block, they're not!

Get The Soon To Be Mrs Shirt on Amazon.com

6. Gettin' Hitched in the Best Bride Shirts

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Sick of looking at dresses? Why not say, "the heck with it!" and get hitched in this tee? You don't need a gorgeous dress to solidify your love. All you need is love. And cowboy boots were made for walkin' down the aisle, y'all.

Get the Getting Hitched Shirt Amazon.com

7. Multi-Colored Bride Shirts 'Cause White is Passé

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Maybe you like white, and we do too, which is why we chose that Bride shirt to feature. That said, there are five different colors to pick one. If you love your boo enough, you could even get all five.

Get the Bride Shirt on Amazon.com

8. The Biggest Catch for Him

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You may have it in your head that he's a catch, but you are too! This funny shirt for you or your bride-to-be friend plays on this in a hilarious and brilliant way and is totally awesome as long as you know who's really the biggest catch.

Get the I Got One Shirt on Amazon.com

9. Some Shirts for Relations of the Bride

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All the attention is on the bride around the time of a wedding, and that's cool and all, but what's even cooler is when moms and aunts and cousins can get in on the bachelorette fun too.

Grandmother of the bride and cousin of the bride shirts are also available!

Get the Aunt of The Bride Shirt on OtziShirts.com

10. You're a Blingin' Bride Now

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Ever think they should add gold to the wedding color palette? I mean, it would go so great with your ring and your dress. This fancy bride shirt is everything your friend could want and more while you're enjoying their bachelorette festivities for them!

Get the Golden Bride Shirt on Amazon.com

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The moral of this story (and of this collection of bride shirts) is that marriage and love can both be hard, but it can be a bunch of other things too.

Marriage can be safe, comforting, rich and warm. It means sleeping in the same bed unless they've annoyed the crap outta you and is now on the couch.

Everyone should be able to get married because everybody should be able to love.

Where does oTZI come into this? Well, everybody should be able to wear funny shirts, too!

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Matching shirts for couples prove to be another great way to devote yourselves to one another. Being one half of a couple means you can share each other's food, wear each other's clothes and jewelry, and sometimes, if you ask science, even look alike.

There are tons of different ways to profess and celebrate your love both in silly ways and in stylish ones. Dedicating songs and wearing matching pajamas to bed; owning his and hers tea towels or his and hers shirts. Maybe you're even the owners of promise rings.

Here are nine more couples shirts to play around in this Valentine's Day and beyond!

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1. Be Royalty in these King and Queen Shirts

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Do you love the British Royal Family? Are you obsessed with the new season of The Crown? These soft, high-quality his and hers shirts are royally fabulous, and when you wear them, you'll feel Golden.

Get the King and Queen Shirts on Amazon.com

2. Earn a Touchdown in these Adorkable Football Shirts

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Super Bowl season just ended, but you and your boo both know it'll be back next year! For some of you, it will already be an annual tradition, so why not go all out by wearing these shirts while you watch??

Get the I Stole Her Heart So I'm Stealing His Last Name Shirts on Amazon.com

3. Matching Beauty and the Beast Couples Shirts

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Your love is a tale as old as time, and that tale can occasionally include a couple hours at the gym or salon. These matching shirts for couples are for the couple who playfights like kids with a hardcore crush. Is that you?

Get the Best and Beauty Gym Shirts on Amazon.com

4. Look Yummy in His and Hers Pizza Shirts

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You already have a pizza each other's hearts, so there ain't nothing stopping you from making a show of it in some tasty couples shirts! (Don't actually try to eat them). Talk about pizzaz!

Get the Matching Pizza Shirts on Amazon.com

5. Couples Shirts to Protect You From Getting Lost

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It's easy to do on your honeymoon. Having a silent walk on the beach for the sunset is advised, but wear these matching shirts so you can be returned in one piece!

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6. Never Forget Your Anniversary Again!

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Dates are hard. You have them on hand at all times now, but if you haven't entered the dates into your calendar yourself, they won't be there! These matching shirts will also remind your friends it's time for an anniversary card...

Get the Together Since Anniversary Shirts on Amazon.com

7. When Mr. Right Met Mrs. Always Right

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There are some stereotypes that it's easier to admit to being a legit science, and this is one of them. Movies may trick guys into thinking you're looking for Mr. Right, ladies, but Carrie Bradshaw taught you otherwise.

Get the Mr. Right and Mrs. Always Right Shirts on Amazon.com

8. Cute and Punny Shirts for Couples

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These super adorable couples shirts may not be ideal for if your bae is a vegetarian or vegan but if not, I guarantee you, they'll love these. Don't let your love get weighed down by carbs, not when it's eggcellent!

Get these Funny Couples Shirts on Amazon.com

9. Hubby and Wifey Shirts Galore

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You've been married a while now, but who's to say that should mean that you don't ask your friends for matching shirts like these ones? These couples shirts are for the duo that is unbreakable, and perfect for Valentine's Day

Get the Hubby and Wifey Shirts on Amazon.com

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His and hers t-shirts don't have to be dull. If you take anything else from this list of adorable tees, let it be that, sometimes, it's all right to spend your time with one person if you have them. Particularly around this time of year.

Indeed, these matching couples shirts are for those who don't take themselves too seriously, are over roses, and whose love is everything they write about in the movies.

You know what they say about a beard, right? Every great beard deserves a great t-shirt.

Ok, so that isn’t what they say, but it should be standard for every man to have a beard t-shirt. It’s a cool way to honor that part of a man’s man that we all love, the ability to grow an epic beard.

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